From the desk of Skippy Dimpledot: Greetings my friend! I am a Christmas elf! I would love to spend time with you at Christmas this year. I am seventy-six years old and I have ninety-seven brothers and sisters. My parents are Cindy and Stanley Dimpledot. I have a girlfriend named Julie Jellybean. We went to Elf University together. I like all kinds of sports, but elfball is my favorite. I love to sing! You can find me and my friends Julie Jellybean, Daisy Dimpledot, Jazzy Gelato, Marco Macaroni and Santiago Snowball exclusively at The Very Thing in Lufkin, Texas. Click on the order form; the nice people at The Very Thing ship all over the world.